why do people have to get ready for bed?
i’m always ready for bed
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
(Source: earthnation, via bitch3s-for-hazza)