Happiness is a state of mind.

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assiest:

why do people have to get ready for bed?

i’m always ready for bed

(via ciggeretts)

(Source: comicgaga, via 26cigarettes)

Argument I heard on the bus

Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

(Source: earthnation, via bitch3s-for-hazza)